SAN JUAN JOSE, COSTA RICA

(after booking a ticket online)
Israeli Girl: “Where is this?”
Hostel Guy: “Hmm, San Juan Airport? I don’t know.”
IG: “You don’t know where the airport is?”
HG: “This is San Jose. San Juan is the capital of Puerto Rico.”
IG: “We are in Puerto Rico.”
HG: “No, we’re in Costa Rica.”
IG: “Oy va voy.”