EVERETT, WASHINGTON
My parents’ friend is a surgical technologist and an acquirer of sundry curiosities, so it only makes sense that he has a huge collection of medical implants and operating tools.

Boob silicon!

Testicle implants!

A drill bit they use to open holes in your skull!

Penile implants! The ones on the bottom are at least twenty years old and they don’t go flaccid – if you had ED that couldn’t be solved with drugs, your only choice was to have a boner all the time. Below you can see one of the next generation, which is slightly more malleable. Nowadays they stick pump in your scrotum that draws from a reservoir of saline in your abdomen, so if you need an erection you just squeeze your balls.