Polar bears might be adorable when they’re trying to sell you Coke, but the reality is quite different. They’re the largest carnivore on land, and unlike brown bears will actually eat humans they attack.

So I guess it totally makes sense to hunt them, right?

It’s true! For a mere $800, which only includes the government fees, you can bag your very own polar bear. Polarbearhunting.net organizes hunting expeditions in Canada’s frigid far north, traveling by bush plane, snowmobile and dogsled. Don’t forget your weapon – in order to take down a polar bear, you’ll need something that fires half an ounce of lead at two thousand miles an hour!

Act now, supplies are limited! By 2050, two thirds of the population will be gone! I have no idea what you do with a polar bear once you’ve murdered it, but here’s a video of one eating a walrus.