ADAMS MORGAN, DC
A giant tree outside of my apartment building finally decided it’d had enough, so it collapsed onto the street and destroyed a Mercedes.

“I thought it was a bomb!” said the middle aged lady.
“Man, I saw it, and then it fell over you know?” said the drunk guy on the street.
“It really sounded like a bomb! I thought it was one,” said the lady, trying to stay upset.
“Oh goddammit, it’s Friday,” said the fireman.

The obvious solution would be to climb on the tree with some beers so we could all reminisce about the great Tree Party of Summer ’09, but nobody seemed down once the cops showed up.